Solid bezzati

girl: I lv u.
I can’t live widout u.
Mar jaungi,

Maha faduuu joke …….
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Jyotish: Bahu ke 3 abortion
honge,

Fir ladka hoga.
Saas: Oh God!
Bahu: Maaji Aap pote ki tyari karo,
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Abortion ka quota main maike me
hi pura kar chuki hoon…

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Teacher: Spell Ambulance??

Student: A.. M.. B.. U..

Teacher: Faster!!!!

Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!
Wew! Wew! Wew!

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Husband n Wife Fighting infront of their child..

Wife to Husband: Tu SAALA KUTTA..

Husband to Wife: Tu SAALI KUTTI

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Child: He,he,he…HUM ­ SAALA PILLEY

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Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log
humse,
jo hamari zarurat ko mehsoos nahi
karte..
kabhi bhot baaten kiya krte the hum

se, ab kheriyat tak maloom nahi
karte..

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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta
hai,
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Bacha :- mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga,
Ladki:- Le yar tu bhi karle,

Bacha kafi try karta hai,
par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar”Bhaad me gayi duniyadari”
jo kaam galat hai
wo galat hai,
Main to batunga…

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Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,

Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

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SHARBI:- Agr Mere Hath Me SARKaR
Ho To Me DESH Ki Takdir Badal
Dunga.
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WIFE:- Haramkhor Pehle Apna
Pajama To Badal Le,
Subah Se Meri SHLVAR Pehan Kar
Ghum Raha Hai.

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath
baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath
dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.

4th day kisi nayi ladki ke
saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati
hain, ladke nahin badaltey !

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?1 Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat
Ladki se hui.
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Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha.
Na kabhi us se baat hui thi…

Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.
Shaadi k baad ladka us ka ghoonghat utha
kar bola…
Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho…
Tumhe kya gift karoo. Ladki sharmati hui
boli:-
“Do aap taa Dill Taley…..” :p=D
MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call tOh kar leni chahiye thi…

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Ek student roz roz Maths k teacher ko phone lagata..
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Teacher’s wife:-kitni baar bataya…

k woh mar chuke hai.
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Fir baar baar phone kyu karte
ho….??
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Student :- sun ke accha lagta
hai..:

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath
bhag rahi hu!
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! :

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Most irritating moment
– Morning alarm

Most difficult task
– To find SOCKS \m/

Most Dreadful Journey
– way to class Most lovely time
– meeting friendsMost tragic moment
– Surprise test in 1st periodMost wonderful news.
– TEACHER IS ABSENT………………………………………………………………………………………………………..solid bezti…..
Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book“How to Cook” !!……………………………………………………………………………………………………….Mujhe Har Baat Pe Youn Ladna Accha Nahi Lagta .. :
(Accha Lagta Hai Ladne Ke BaadTera Pyar Jatana)Aansu Apne Aankh
Ka Girane Me Taklif Hoti Hai .. :

(Magar Accha Lagta Hai Tera Mujhe Rota Dekh Gale Se Lagana.. )Bhool Karne Ki Meri Aadat
Toh Nahi ..
Galti Karta Hu Kyu Ki..
(Accha Lagta Hai Tera Har Baat Pe Mujhe Samjhana..)
Mera Dil Nahi Karta KiTeri BaateNa Maanu .. Magar Kya Karu ..
(Accha Lagta Hai .. Tera Gusse Me
Mujhpe Hak Jatana .. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Pappu: bhagwan meri shadi
katrina se kara do.
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki
hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagvan: Mallika Sherawat…:p

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Wife apne Husband se boli :- -

Dekho Ji , Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss – Wiss na kiya karo .
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Tabhi Kaamwali Boli :-
Madam Ji , Achhi Tarah se Samjha do , Main to bol – bol ke Thak
Gayi……..

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Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,

shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki..?

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Na jane wo kaun itna haseen
hoga..
Aapke haath me jiska naseeb
hoga..
Koi aapko chahe ye koi badi baat

nahi..
Jisko aap chaho wo khushnaseeb
hoga..

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“”Zindagi Bhi Cigrate Ki Tarah Hoti Hai..
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Enjoy Karo,,
!!…Yar…!!
Warna Sulag To Rahi Hai Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Jayegi”"

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1. No
2. Yes

Bf – i want to kiss you.

Gf – awwwww but only 1 time

boy kisses her lips

gf – chi chi kitna ganda feel hota hai.

Bf – acha tumhe nahi chaiye to wapis de do meri kiss

hahahhhahah
men will be men

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Apne name ka 2nd letter choose
karo aur dekho
tumhein Zindagi
me
subse jyada kya mileGa?
A.Kiss
B.Rose
C.Missed calls
D.Bohat izzat
E.Blessing
F.Dua
G.Mithai
H.Money
I.Respect
J.Khuloos
K.Doulat
L.Perfums
M.Mohabbat
N.Happiness
O.Care
P.Friendship
Q.Gift
R.Lots of love
S.Love 4 ever
T.Tension
U.Tears
V.Pain
W.Hug
X.Flate
Y.Chocolate
Z.Love

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Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no:
don gi
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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do, Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)

Moral :-
“Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “:

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Three NICE LITTLE STORIES :-

1. ) Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered
but only one boy came with an umbrella.

—> ” THAT’S FAITH ”

2. ) When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because
she knows you will catch her

—> ” THAT’S TRUST ”

3. ) Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up

—> ”THAT’S HOPE ”

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Apni wife ko impress karNy ka
asan tReka…
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Wife hy jo tareka dhoond rahy
hoo kamiNoo..p
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jazbat to dekho aj kal k bachon
ky..ufff

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Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya
Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast
Thi…:

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Heart Touching story-
A boy and girl went for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg toa
stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she
would tear her dupatta and wrap
it around his leg.
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She looks in his eyes and says…
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“sochna b mat! Designer suit
hai..

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Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha
Gora Badan
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Uffff..!!!
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Nasheela Sa Pighalta Shabab
Us Ka Hai
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Honton Se Lagao Toh Kashish
Kaisi Hai
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Kambhakht Yeh Ice Cream
Cheez
Hi Aisi Hai

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Thoda naughty ho jaaeyein….!!; ­)
Game bahot simple hai..!!
Sabko bus apne se pehle jisne
comment kiya hai uska naam ek
movie ke sath likhna hai..!!
______ ke ghar me _____
Eg…
Gaurav ke ghar me hum dil de
chuke sanam…!!
Amit ke ghar me rab ne bana di
jodi..!!
Dekhte hai kis kis ke ghar me kya
hai
!! START !!

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Modren Pappu

8 yrs Pappu :- “1 bidi ka bundle dena.”
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Dukandar :- “Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga.”
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Pappu :- “Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye mere Chote Bhai ke

liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet “GOLD FLAKE” dedo.”

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Pappu Student

Father: Nalayak paros ki larki ko
dekh wo 1st aai hay.
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Pappu :- or kitna dekhon usi ko to

dekh dekh k fail ho gya hun.

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girL 1. I m in Love..
girL 2. Kon h vo??
girL 3. Kya karta h??
girL 4. Kaisa dikhta h??
girL 5. Hight kitni h??
girL 6. Uska koi frieNd h??
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Same situeatioN..
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Boy : i m in Love..
Boy 2. Bhai party..
Boy 3. Bhai party..
Boy 4. Bhai party..
Boy 5. Bhai party..

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A Very Emotional Lines :
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Maine”Maa”Se Pucha, “Kab Tak
Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
:
“Maa”Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha
Chooma
Aur Kaha: “Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri
Maa
se Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega…
Kamino…Maa Sab Janti Hai.. .
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Maine”Maa”Se Pucha, “Kab Tak
Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
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“Maa”Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha
Chooma
Aur Kaha: “Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri
Maa
se Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega…
Kamino…Maa Sab Janti Hai..

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Wife apne Husband se boli :- -
Dekho Ji , Kaam karte Waqt
mere ko Kiss – Wiss na kiya
karo.
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Tabhi Kaamwali Boli :- Madam
Ji, Achhi Tarah se Samjha do,
Main to bol – bol ke Thak
Gayi…:

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Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy.

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Gareebi Kya Hai ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupye
Me Kiss Karne Ko
Taiyaar Ho..

1. Do not  lower your goals to the level of your abilities. Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals.

2. Disappointment is like a road hump, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterward. Do not stay on the humps too long……… Move on……….

3. A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world. Similarly, never give up because what appears to be the end may actually be a new beginning.

4. If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree. And if you fall on the ground, fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.

5. Unless you are true and speak from your heart, you cannot touch angels heart. A friend ship is like a book. It takes a few minutes to burn but it takes years to write.

6. No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God won’t give problem without solutions. Defeat your problems with great confidence.

1. Who said ‘Open’ and ‘Close’ are words with opposite meaning ? You will always be ‘open’ to that person who is ‘close’ to you.

2. A relationship is not on the length of time you spent together, it is based on the foundation you build together.

3. Feeling are important in our life as they come from heart, If you respond back they grow, if you ignore they die, If you respect they stay forever.

4. We should never hurt the heart of anybody. It is not crime according to Law. But it is very big crime in the eyes of GOD.

5. Friendship is like a book. It takes a few minutes to burn but it takes years to write.

6. Do not love a friend who hurts you and do not hurt a friend who loves you. Sacrifice everything for a friend but do not ever sacrifice a friend for everything.

7. Be soft & cool like water, so you can adjust anywhere in life. Be tong and attractive like a diamond so no can play with your emotions.

8. Its always in the end of something that we start realizing how beautiful was the beginning.

9. There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relation. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts and a sword that kills.

10. Easy is to judge the mistakes of others, difficult is to recognize our own mistakes. Easy is to set rules, difficult is to follow them. Easy is to make mistakes, difficult is to learn from them.

11. Nothing in nature is itself : Trees do not eat their own fruit, Rivers do not drink their own water, Sun does not give heat for itself, Flowers do not spread themselves. Living for others is the way of life.

12. Live Simply, Love Generously, care Deeply, Speak kindly, Leave the rest to GOD.

13. When we are on a mission for success, we have to cross three stages – INSULT……….. OPPOSITION………..ACCEPTANCE ….Fool stop at the 1st…………..Losers stop at the 2nd……………….Winners cross the 3rd.

14. Success is not the key to happiness but happiness is the key to success. So keep yourself happy to be happy and successful.

15. Drop the idea of becoming someone because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to know and realize it.

16. Motivation is like food for the brain. you cannot get enough in one sitting, it needs continual and regular supply.

17. Perfection is not achieved completely by anyone in the world but if you keep chasing……………..PERFECTION Somewhere on the way, you may catch……………EXCELLENCE

18. Friendship is like a book. It takes a few minutes to burn but it takes years to write.

19. Do not be a parrot in the life, be an Eagle. A Parrot speaks but cannot fly high but an Eagle is silent and has the willpower to touch the sky.

20. Do not try to have a friend who achieve great heights, Try to have friend who can hold you when you fall from the great height. A loyal friend is better than a royal friend.

21. In rain all birds find shelter but eagle is the one that avoid the rain by flying above the cloud. Problem is common to all but attitude make the difference.

22. When you start your day keep 3 words in your pocket :  TRY – TRUST – TRUST ………………TRY – For Better Future…….   TRUST – With Your Work.. …………..TRUST – IN GOD.

23. 4 blessed ways of living : Ist, look back and thank GOD ………2nd, look forward and trust GOD….. 3rd, look around and serve GOD …………4th, look within and find GOD.

24. Sweetness in your speech, Talent in your mind, Love in your heart, Peace in your eyes, Strength in your hands and Victory will always be in your life.

25. Try is a small word that can make a big difference……. If we TRY, we only RISK …………..FAILURE but if we do not ………….TRY then we ENSURE FAILURE.

26. Life is like an hourglass, Eventually everything hits the bottom and all you have to do is wait it  out until someone comes along and turns it round.

27. Working towards success will make you a master but working towards satisfaction makes you a legend. Strive for excellence and be a legend.

2. Smart Student :- Teacher : Behind every successful man there is a woman. ………What do we learn from this ? Student : We should stop wasting time in studies and find the woman.

3. The reason why most of the man prefer to kiss woman’s lips……………………………………That’s the best & Probably the only way. To shut a woman’s mouth for at least sum second.

4. A very meaningful sentence……Read it twice. ” It you do not use Today better than, yesterday, then why do you need Tomorrow ?”

5. A girl died & went to heaven…………..GOD was surprised to see her heart was still beating…………………. God asked her, How come……………… The girl replied, I am dead but my lover still lives in my heart. Girl was sent to ‘hell’ for over acting.

6. Husband sitting with his wife in Restaurant,……… Drinking beer and says : ” I LOVE U” ………. Wife : “Is it you or the beer talking?”……… Husband : “Its me, Talking to my Beer, U shut up.”

7. Class room is like a train………… 1st two benches are reserved for VIP…….. 2nd two benches are general Couch…….then….. Last two benches are very demanded……………………. Because its ” SLEEPER COACH”

8. Height of innocent……………… A small girl looked at her brother’s gf and ask innocently………... Everyday u come to meet my brother, don’t u have your own brother ?….

9. A boy was going with his girl friend………….. Friend asked : who is she ? Boy : My cousin.   ……………The friend said : Last year she was my cousin…!!!!!!!!

10. Its hurt when you need just a piece of love and there is nobody to give it. It hurts even more when u have an ocean of love and there is nobody to receive it.

11. Forget all about reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason, why it will.

12. A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty.

13. A simple way for ‘Happy Living’ ……… Forget two things in life…….. 1. The Good you do to others. …………..2. The Bad done by others to you.

14. An INNOCENT LIE :-  A six year old boy on phone : “My son has cold & won’t be able to come to school, Today.” ……………Teacher : Who’z this ?……….Boy : hhmmm……This is my father speaking…..!!!

15. His eyes……show me how Beautiful life Really is………His hair…….Reminds me of the smell of Roses…..His lips…..turn me in 2 A drug addict with no cure…….His touch…….makes me a Mad woman who can Never Be same…….His love…….cures me from ll cuts, wounds and pain……Love is sweet poison.

16. A girl told his boyfriend….!!!!!!!!! your eyes are just too Beautiful…………..!!!!!!!!! …..The boy Replied………….!!!!. ……They are Beautiful only because you stay in them………

17. Once a British asked Swami Vivekanand, “Can’t you wear a proper clothes to be a gentleman ?”………..Swami Vivekanand smiled ans said……” In your culture, Tailor makes Gentleman,………..But in our culture………..CHARACTER…………makes Gentleman……………..!!!!!”

18. Girl friend is a virus, she will enter your life, scan your pocket, transfer your money, edit your mind, download her problems, Delete your smile………and hang your life…………. So avoid your girl friend & send her number to me. I am a professional anti virus.

19. FRIEND :- F – First …….R – Relation………I – In the………….E – Entire universe ……………N – Never ……….D – Dies ……..wish u a very………”Happy Friendship

20. I will be a reason for your happiness and not be a part of it & I will be a part of your sadness and not a reason for it.

21. A lovable person is a medicine for any kind of pain. …….But there is no medicine available in the world for pain gives by lovable person……..!!!!!!!!!!

22. If girl is in love, her parents ask who is that idiot ?…..If boys is in love, his parents ask Idiots, who is that girl ?……..Moral : in a relationship, no matter who in love Boys are always idiot….!!!!!!!.

23. Struggling people never plan to rest……they always plan to struggle more effectively, instead of rest……..because……..They know that time has no holidays.

24. Tell the earth to stop turning, Tell the sky not to be blue……….Tell the rain to stop falling down………But don’t tell me to stop loving you.

1. Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, but it depends on your action on important decision.

2. No one get a sudden rise, even the sun. No one get a sudden fall, even the moon. So, stabilize your life with the positive approach.

3. No one can go back and change a bad beginning but anyone can start anything and create a successful ending.

4. Respect those friend who find time for you from their busy schedule but really love those friends who never see their schedule  when you need them.

5. The difference between a successful person and others is not the lack of strength or the knowledge, rather lack of willpower.

6. If you believe you can, probably you can. If you believe you won’t, you most assuredly won’t. Belief is the ignition switch that gets you off the launching Pad.

7. Champions are not supernatural, they just fought for one more second when everyone else quit. Sometimes one more second of effort give you the victory.

8. When you do nothing you feel overwhelmed and powerless but when you get involved, you feel the sense of hope that comes from knowing you are working on making something better.

9. Destiny is no matter of chance, it is matter of choice, it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

10. We work for making better tomorrow but when tomorrow comes, instead of enjoying we again start thinking for better tomorrow.

11. When there is a confusion between your heart and mind, do not listen because mind knows everything but your heart know only you.

12. You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you not to live someone else life.

13. Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the to understand more, so that we may fear less.

14. Take life one day at a time because every day is a different day with new challenges.

15. If you want to make GOD really laugh, just tell him your future plans. GOD will laugh at your innocence because he was something better than you desire.

16. Some joys are better expressed in silence as smile hold more meaning than words. I asked if i enjoyed & having you in my life………….I just smiled????????

17. Whenever you are criticized, do not get upset. Always remember that ‘no stone is thrown on a fruitless tree.’

18. Life is not a music player to listen to your favorite songs, it is a Radio. You must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes in it.

19. Never conclude your capacity on your present situation because time has the power to change ordinary coal into a diamond.

20. A middle class boy asks his high class gf : If i go very poor, will you accept me……………..????????? Girl huge him and says I am always with you…………. Boy : If a very rich boy propose you? …….Girl Kissed the boy and says. “I am sure that would be you.”

21. I wish, I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

22. When you know why you like someone, it’s a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it’s love !

23. Love is like water, we can fall in it. We can drown in it. But we can’t live without it.

24. The air re breathe keeps us alive. But if one day the air in this world becomes too limited for us, don’t worry cause I will hold my breath even for a million years just to see you alive. The air we breathe keeps us alive. But if one day the air in this world become too limited for us, don’t worry cause I will hold my breath even for a million years just to see you alive.

25. How hard it is to stop the heart from loving ? As much as hard to stop the eye from blinking ; The more you control it, the more it hurts.

26. Every boy want a good girl to be bad just for him; And every girl wants a bad boy to be good, just for h.

27. Love is like a plant. It takes time to grow but when you stop caring for it, it slowly dies.

28. Each of us represent a star in the sky. Sometimes we shine with the rest and sometimes we twinkle alone. But sometimes, we fall to make someone’s dreams come true.

29. Never design your character can walk, design it like the sky where everyone aspires to reach !!! Aim high!!!!! Reach high!!!!

30. A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quite. So never quit because winners never quit and quitter never win.

1. Having good in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm. But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Walk in faith and you will never walk alone.

2. All thing in life are temporary. If going well enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong don’t worry, they can’t last long either.

3. Life can be happier and stress free if we remember one simple through that we cannot have that we desire but GOD will give us all that we deserve.

4. One tree makes one lakh matchstick can burn on lack trees.

5. The joy that you give to others is the joy that flows back into your life. A happy heart makes a cheerful face, may all your days be as lovely as your heart.

6. Do not think of the few things that you did not get from GOD after praying, Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave you without even asking.

7. All the right things are not possible always things are not right always, so be true to your heart and you will never go wrong in life.

8. HOPE and END are always there for everyone, it depend on us how we deal with them………A HOPELESS END or An ENDLESS HOPE.

9. Hurting someone is as easy as cutting a tree within a moment, but making someone happy is like growing a tree which takes a lot of time, care and patience.

10. Secret of success in your room – Roof says – Aim High Fan says – Be cool 

Clock says – Every minute is precious.

Mirror says – Reflect before you act.

Window says – See the world with me.

11. Genius and Successful people do not relax in chairs, They relax in work, sleep with dreams and stay awake with commitment.

12. Nothing can be changed by changing face, but everything can be changed by facing the change………..Have a nice like with sweet changes.

13. Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough is one sitting, it needs continual and regular supply.

14. Secret of happiness in life : Keep the smile, leave the tear.

Think of joy, forget the fear. Hold the laugh, leave the pain. And be joyous everyday.

15. World’s saddest sentence said by world’s funniest person Charlin Chaplin,”I love to walk in the rain because no one can see my tears.”

16. Life has no pause buttons, Dreams have no expiry date, Time has no holiday, So do not waste a single moment in your life, Live it fully.

17. Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does but thinking something different.

18. Look back and get experience, Look forward and see hope,

Look around and find reality, Look within and find confidence.

19. Tackle life with all your skills and overcome each and every hill, If you persist with all your willpower, you will enjoy your life and its thrills.

20. Life gives you answers in 3 ways. It says yes and gives you something good. It says no and gives you something better. It says wait and gives you best.

21. Do not loose what you have by desiring what you do hot have because what you have now is one of the many things you once desired.

22. One engineering student wrote letter to hid dad.  no money……….no fun…………your son……….. Dad’s Answer : How sad……….Very bad……..Your dad…………..

23. Boy : Can i hold your hand………Girl : NO………Boy : Why not ??…………Girl : Bcoz it hurtz when u leave it.

24. When there is confusion between your heart and mind, Do not listen to your mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only, you.

25. Moments are the greatest gift in world………..Because you can’t give same moments again to anyone………..But once u give it, That person can’t forget you forever……..!!!!!!

26.I want our relationship to be liked Tom and Jerry……..NO matter how money times we fight, we won’t be apart……………

27. Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

28. Only normal people say that success knocks your door once but achievers say knock the door of failure to meet success.

29. An egg broken from outside kills a life but an egg broken from inside begins a life. Great things always born from inside. Have faith in your self than others.

30. GOD seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year……Since he’s been gathering the best with him……….                    Cast – Dev Anand, Rajesh Khanna, Shammi Kapoor, Dara Singh.  Director – Yash Chopra……………………Singer – Jagjit Singh……. Comedian – Jaspal Bhatti…………Godfather – Balasaheb Thackeray…… Producer & Financier – Ponty Chadha………….And recently the villain – Kasab.

31. Lines written on a bus stand : Only bus stops here, not time. So do not waste your time, keep moving with your aims.