Solid bezzati 
girl: I lv u.
I can’t live widout u.
Mar jaungi,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaungi!!
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boy: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.
Maha faduuu joke ……. 
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Jyotish: Bahu ke 3 abortion
honge,
Saas: Oh God!
Bahu: Maaji Aap pote ki tyari karo,
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Abortion ka quota main maike me
hi pura kar chuki hoon…
Teacher: Spell Ambulance??
Student: A.. M.. B.. U..
Teacher: Faster!!!!
Wew! Wew! Wew!
Husband n Wife Fighting infront of their child..
Wife to Husband: Tu SAALA KUTTA..
Husband to Wife: Tu SAALI KUTTI
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Child: He,he,he…HUM SAALA PILLEY
Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log
humse,
jo hamari zarurat ko mehsoos nahi
karte..
kabhi bhot baaten kiya krte the hum
karte..
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta
hai,
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Bacha :- mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga,
Ladki:- Le yar tu bhi karle,
par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar”Bhaad me gayi duniyadari”
jo kaam galat hai
wo galat hai,
Main to batunga…
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.
SHARBI:- Agr Mere Hath Me SARKaR
Ho To Me DESH Ki Takdir Badal
Dunga.
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WIFE:- Haramkhor Pehle Apna
Pajama To Badal Le,
Subah Se Meri SHLVAR Pehan Kar
Ghum Raha Hai.
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath
baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath
dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati
hain, ladke nahin badaltey !
?1 Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat
Ladki se hui.
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Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha.
Na kabhi us se baat hui thi…
Shaadi k baad ladka us ka ghoonghat utha
kar bola…
Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho…
Tumhe kya gift karoo. Ladki sharmati hui
boli:-
“Do aap taa Dill Taley…..” :p=D
MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call tOh kar leni chahiye thi…
Ek student roz roz Maths k teacher ko phone lagata..
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Teacher’s wife:-kitni baar bataya…
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Fir baar baar phone kyu karte
ho….??
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Student :- sun ke accha lagta
hai..:
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath
bhag rahi hu!
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Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! :
Most irritating moment
– Morning alarm 
Most difficult task
– To find SOCKS \m/
– way to class Most lovely time
– meeting friendsMost tragic moment
– Surprise test in 1st periodMost wonderful news.
– TEACHER IS ABSENT………………………………………………………………………………………………………..solid bezti…..
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
(Accha Lagta Hai Ladne Ke BaadTera Pyar Jatana)Aansu Apne Aankh
Ka Girane Me Taklif Hoti Hai .. :
Toh Nahi ..
Galti Karta Hu Kyu Ki..
(Accha Lagta Hai Tera Har Baat Pe Mujhe Samjhana..)
Mera Dil Nahi Karta KiTeri BaateNa Maanu .. Magar Kya Karu ..
(Accha Lagta Hai .. Tera Gusse Me
Mujhpe Hak Jatana ..
………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Pappu: bhagwan meri shadikatrina se kara do.
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki
hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagvan: Mallika Sherawat…:p
Wife apne Husband se boli :- -
Dekho Ji , Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss – Wiss na kiya karo .
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Tabhi Kaamwali Boli :-
Madam Ji , Achhi Tarah se Samjha do , Main to bol – bol ke Thak
Gayi……..
Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki..?
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Na jane wo kaun itna haseen
hoga..
Aapke haath me jiska naseeb
hoga..
Koi aapko chahe ye koi badi baat
Jisko aap chaho wo khushnaseeb
hoga..
“”Zindagi Bhi Cigrate Ki Tarah Hoti Hai..
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!!…Yar…!!
Warna Sulag To Rahi Hai Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Jayegi”"
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Great Funny jokes collection yaar i like these