Solid bezzti.. 
Boy: dEkho m Tumhare liye kya laya hu..
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Girl : awww janu i love u.. :*
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USTRA_____
Tujhe ganja krunga bndriya mere bhi jue kr di tUne..
Girls Should Agree With
This….. 
=D
Boy Friend Jaisa Bhi Ho,,
Pagal
Deewana
Luchha
Lafanga
KaminaLekin,
Jab Uska Message Aata
Hai To
Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati
Hai..:))
Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke
Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai..……………………………………………………………………………………………………..Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
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Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se
karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey
hai
Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h..
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi
sherni bn k ghumti h..
Funny but true
boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ”sorry”
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girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
girl starts crying
boy says ”0k sorry”
Ek ladka shaadi ke liye ladki dekhne jata hai
aur Ladki ke baap se kahta hai:- “Mai aapki
beti ka hath mangne aaya hu”
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Ladka:- “kyunki ab mera haath thak chuka
hai :
Mein Jahan Tum Ko Bulaata Hun Wahan Tak Aao.,
Meri Nazron Say Guzar Kar Dil-o-Jaan Tak Aao..
Phir Yei Dekho Ki Zamaane Ki Hawa Hai Kesi.,
Saath Meire’ Meire Firdaus-e-Jawaan Tak Aao..
Teer Ki Tarhan Say Aaghosh-e-Kamaan Tak Aao..Phool K Gird Phiro Baagh Mai Maanind-e-Naseem.,
Misl-e-Paravaana Kisi Sham-e-Tapan Tak Aao..Lo Wo Sadiyon K Jahannum Ki Haddein Khatam Hui.,
Ab Hai Firdaus Hi Firdaus Jahan Tak Aao..Chhor Kar Weham-o-Gumaan Husn-e-Yahqeen Tak Pohncho.,
Par Yaqeen Say Bhi Kabhi Weham-o-Gumaan Tak Aao…..……………………………………………………………………………………………………….?”Feel My Feelings”
Bandhan Bandh Gya Hai Tujhse,
Ruh tere Pas hi Rehti Hai,
Ak Dil Dhadkta Hai Tere Khyalon mein,
har Sans Ye Ehsaas Dilati Hai …
Par Dard ab Mujhse Saha Jata nahi,
Raat beet jati Hai tere Milne Ki Umeed Lekar,
Baki Silwatein kafi hai takiye par meri Kashamkash Btane kE Liye …Kyu Ye Behrukhi krti Hai Tu Mujhse,
Gale Aa Ke Lag ja Mujhe rulane ke Liye,
Tujhe Panne ki Zid Zism se ruh Ko Nichod rahi Hai,
ab to aaja Mere Katil VIKAS ko Dafnane ke liye ………………………………………………………………………………………………………..kabhi nazrein milaane mei zamaane beetjate haikabhi nazrein churane mei zamaane beetjate haikisi ne aankh bhi kholi toh sone ki nagri mei
At 3yrs,”mommy I love you.”
At 10yrs,”mom whatever.”
At 16yrs,”my mom is annoying.”
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Ek student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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.Jawab aaya:-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD..………………………………………………………………………………………………………girL A.T.M pe ek admi se..Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check krna h.. Ap meri help kr do..
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Admi : tera balance to bahot khRAb h.
Who spoils Men?
Wine or Women…..?
Answer: BOTH. Especially
when….
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WOMAN IS BOLD….!!
Doctor after operation
&
Student after the
exam………
both tell the same
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” we tried our best
can’t say anything right now ”
I Need Your Heart to Love Mine,
I Need Your Soul To Mate with
Mine,
I Need Your Eyes To Look into
Mine,
& OnlY Mine ???
Santa ki modern wife ne usse
office jaate waqt
pyaar se kaha:
‘see you in the evening’;;)
Santa:
kameeni,
dhamki apne baap ko diyo.
All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!
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.Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.
Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
Rat ko mar gya or
Upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k
Jese hi dusra anda deny lga
Us k sir p joota lga or
Uski bv ki awaz aai
Uth Kaminay.Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai.
