Kabhi ro k muskuraye, kabhi
muskura k roye,
Jb teri yad ayi tujhe bhula k roye,
Ek tera hi nam tha jise hazar bar
likha,
roye . . .
Atakshari lover’s kaha ho aa jao mil kr enjoy kare.
RULES:-
ladka ladki ke
liye song gayega or ladki ladke
banaoge
par koi kisi ke sath
jabardasti nahi karega….or jab
tab tak partner nahi ban jata
vo kisi pe bhi song dedicate
nahi karega..sirf apne partner pe hi karega…ladka ladke ko
bhi apna partner bana sakta
hai agar koi ladki na mile to…..
once again dont abuse
anyone………..
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How to sleep faster:
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Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
Jis ladki k chehre par aaj kal
naqab hota hai.
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Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe
mere dost.
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Khubsurat packing me maal aksar
kharab hota hai.
Agree.. ?
Ek class me bachhey boht shor macha rahe
they !!
Lady teacher – chup ho jao warna khada kar
dungi ..! :\
Haraami stdnts – mam pehle mera pehle
Ek din attitude hum bhi
dikhayenge…
jee bhar ke sab ko hum bhi
rulayenge…
paidal chal rahe honge sare,
kar jayenge!
Door hone ka koi gam na kar,
Yaad kar mujhe par aankhe nam na kar,
Is liye apni pyari muskan kam na kar
sikha.. ??
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Boy2:”Sikha kuch nahi.. abhi tak
soch ra hu ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar
sakta hai..:p :O
Hahaha..Jo samjhe wo Thoko
Like…
baaki titanic dekho..
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala
Gaya?
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His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si
naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi
bhi krwadiyo
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Ma’am may i go to drink water..? YES
oye meri bottle b le ja..meri bhi..meri
bhi.”
1st Woman :”My dog’s so smart, every morning he waits 4 the
paper boy to come around & then he takes the newspaper & brings it to me.
2nd Woman : “I know…”
1st Woman : “How?”
2nd Woman : “My dog told me.”
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uska naam facebook pe search kiya to 111 aur mil gai.
(ab batao ladkiyo ki kami hai)
banta. kyun unhone tumhe kyun mara?
santa. maine kha google pe search kr lo mil jye to download kr lena….
Girl-Xcuse Me!!
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Boy- Yes(in Happily)
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Girl-actually na Mere ak Haat pe plate h aur dusre haat me Glass..
Kya aap mere Chehre se ak cheez hata denge..
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Boy-Oh! ha G bilkul!
Par kya?
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Girl- Apne Kutte Jaisi Najar!!
:/ huh!
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“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
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Tabhi Pappu utha aur ladki ko chhu kiya aur bola:”himmathai to aage Gaa.
In ’2002′
Boy : Im in Love with you 
Girl : Im in a Relationship !
Boy : Okay I will find Another One !:p
In ’2013′
Boy : Im in love with you :p
Girl : Im in a Relationship :S
Boy : Okay I will wait for your ‘BREAK UP’
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A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
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He uses phone-a-friend, -and
chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.
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Amitabh: Hey, you’ve got 30 seconds
to answer and your time starts now!
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Boy reads out the question and
the 4 options.
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Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone
karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni!
Byeee!!
Lady teacher: “mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : “Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi…
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Karta raha fareb koi saadgi ke saath,
Itna bada mazaak meri zindagi ke saath,
Shaayad mili saza mujhe is jurm ki,
Ho gaya tha jo pyaar mujhe ek Bewafa ke saath!
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Pyar k shuruvaath mey har kisiko khushi milthi hai,
Jhagadne aur milne par pyar badtha jaatha hai,
Magar yaaron mujhe ye tho batao,
jisko humne khudse zyada chaha wahi hume chod k kyon chala jatha hai..
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Hum tho the Baazigar par wo hume haradiye,
Hum unke har gham mey saath rahe,
Tho Har khushi mey wo humara saath diye,
jab qhaas zarurath thi unki tho wo kisi aur k saath ruqh mod liye.
Lovely Jokes, I like them
This one is really cooll…
Lady teacher: “mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : “Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi…
thanks man make me laugh