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Naughty jokes for laugh
To finish your last exam.
- To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.
- To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.- To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed- To touch the fingers of...
just joking – for laugh
Yesterday, upon a bus,
I saw a girl with golden hair.
I envied her,
And I wished I was as fair.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch.
But as she passed, she gave a smile.
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Funny jokes for laugh
Koko and Ben,2 children were sitting outside a clinic.Koko happened to be crying very loud,”Why are you crying?” Ben asked.”I came for a blood test.” Sobbed Koko.
“So are you afraid?” asked Ben.Koko then replied,”For...
Fun fantasy jokes for laugh
DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal
sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya
banega….??
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JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh
do.Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega.
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DAD: ok
.
...
Dirty jokes for laugh
Professor to student: 1
platform 2 km lamba
hai,
aandhi chal rhi hai,
60 km/hr. ki speed se ek train
aayi aur agra se delhi ki taraf chaligai..
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To sawal ye hai k,
“batao meri umar kitni
hai………??
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.
Ek...
Fun jokes for laugh
1 ladki k paas ek
unknown call aayi..
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Ladka:- do u have a bf ??
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Ladki:- yes……b ut
who r u ??
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Ladka:- tera bhai…. ruk ghar aa kbatata hu..
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after few secnd once again unknown call
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Naughty faughty jokes for laugh
Teacher : 2 and 2 kitne hote he?
Pappu: (fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4) : mam! 4
Teacher : Good , par ungliyo pe gine bina bato, apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne?
Pappu: mam ! six ..Teacher : Good , par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe...
Jokes for laugh
Girls will be girls……..!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gf giving house direction 2 her Bf –
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” come to the front gate of my apartment ehere you drop me, look for flat 9A,
you will find a left on...
Naughty and funny jokes for laugh
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha………………
cheating nahi karne de rha tha……………….
pappu ne ek chit mei kuch likh kar examiner ko diya………………
Examiner...
Funny jokes for laugh
For Salman Khan fans Must read :………………
Teri mendak jaisi aankho ki namkeen mastiyaan……….teri bakwaas acting ki be parwaah gustakiyaan……tere VEER ki nakli baalo ki angdayiyaah………….nahi...