Tag Archives: santabanta jokes
Naughty jokes for laugh
To finish your last exam.
- To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.
- To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.- To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed- To touch the fingers of...
just joking – for laugh
Yesterday, upon a bus,
I saw a girl with golden hair.
I envied her,
And I wished I was as fair.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch.
But as she passed, she gave a smile.
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Fun fantasy jokes for laugh
DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal
sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya
banega….??
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JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh
do.Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega.
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DAD: ok
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Fun jokes for laugh
1 ladki k paas ek
unknown call aayi..
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Ladka:- do u have a bf ??
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Ladki:- yes……b ut
who r u ??
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Ladka:- tera bhai…. ruk ghar aa kbatata hu..
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after few secnd once again unknown call
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Naughty faughty jokes for laugh
Teacher : 2 and 2 kitne hote he?
Pappu: (fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4) : mam! 4
Teacher : Good , par ungliyo pe gine bina bato, apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne?
Pappu: mam ! six ..Teacher : Good , par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe...
Jokes for laugh
Girls will be girls……..!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gf giving house direction 2 her Bf –
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” come to the front gate of my apartment ehere you drop me, look for flat 9A,
you will find a left on...