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SMSzz jokes for laugh
Kabhi ro k muskuraye, kabhi
muskura k roye,
Jb teri yad ayi tujhe bhula k roye,
Ek tera hi nam tha jise hazar bar
likha,
Jitna likh k khush huye utna mita k
roye . . .
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Atakshari...
Sms and Jokes for laugh
Solid bezzati
girl: I lv u.
I can’t live widout u.
Mar jaungi,
Mit jaungi,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaungi!!
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boy: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.
SMS and jokes for laugh
Solid bezzti..
Boy: dEkho m Tumhare liye kya laya hu..
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Girl : awww janu i love u.. :*
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USTRA_____
Tujhe ganja krunga bndriya mere bhi jue kr di tUne..
SMS jokes
Gf – kya hua mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe ho.
Bf – i want to kiss you.
Gf – awwwww but only 1 time
boy kisses her lips
gf – chi chi kitna ganda feel hota hai.
Bf – acha tumhe nahi chaiye to wapis de do meri kiss
hahahhhahah
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English sms
1. Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, but it depends on your action on important decision.
2. No one get a sudden rise, even the sun. No one get a sudden fall, even the moon. So, stabilize your life with the...
English sms
1. Having good in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm. But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Walk in faith and you will never walk alone.
2. All thing in life are temporary. If going well enjoy it, they will...
Naughty jokes for laugh
To finish your last exam.
- To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.
- To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.- To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed- To touch the fingers of...
just joking – for laugh
Yesterday, upon a bus,
I saw a girl with golden hair.
I envied her,
And I wished I was as fair.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch.
But as she passed, she gave a smile.
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Funny jokes for laugh
Koko and Ben,2 children were sitting outside a clinic.Koko happened to be crying very loud,”Why are you crying?” Ben asked.”I came for a blood test.” Sobbed Koko.
“So are you afraid?” asked Ben.Koko then replied,”For...
Dirty jokes for laugh
Professor to student: 1
platform 2 km lamba
hai,
aandhi chal rhi hai,
60 km/hr. ki speed se ek train
aayi aur agra se delhi ki taraf chaligai..
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To sawal ye hai k,
“batao meri umar kitni
hai………??
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Ek...